powerfrog:

bladedamus:

It would be so easy to destroy bad people.

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Genuinely and unironically my philosophy abt music has expanded to “stop writing off music because it’s from a specific genre” and I think that could be applied to most mediums actually

Is country music really all bad or are you only catching snippets of christonationalist propaganda on the radio? Are horror movies always shallow torture porn or are you just thinking of trailers you saw for slasher movies? Are fantasy novels only for kids or was the last one you picked up Harry Potter? Is anime always fan service or are you just running into ecchi clips online over and over and over? Are you looking for good media or are you finding bad media and considering it representative?

Thelonious Monk’s evil twin, Felonious.

pjackk:

pjackk:

Im lomely as fuck because the guy i was fw finish grad school and is go now

motha fucka jerked me off hard i splut my shit

becoming a beer guy without drinking beer

baconpncakes:

It’s like Dr. House always said

alexander-the-amazing:

karcuttle:

god damn burnie shit okay who we fuckin up

medievaljournalist:

a skeleton archer has caused a pileup on the highway

Oh her bubbles gloopin in my swamp.

person who wears plate carriers in public: what the fuck do I need a bike helmet for

Never a bad time to accidentally scroll past big anime honkers at work.

greathoughtsphilosopy:

cheddar-baby:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn’t embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

sygol:

sygol:

*grabbing you by the hair while you are blindfolded and kneeling* no damnit, thats the phillips-head screwdriver, you can tell because its vibrational aura is two waves, the yin being a half cycle out of phase. try again. place your fingers into the toolbox again, but this time feel with the spirit, not the body

ALT

you dont know nothing about anything bitch

geeses:

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

gothcostco:

🫡